I’ve learned a lot of things from dating online from guys
profiles and their photos. And I’ve learned that dating online makes for
amazing stories for my blogs.
Drinking: Guys
who show photos of themselves with a drink in their hand means that they always
have a drink in their hand. Leave the photos of you drinking out of your
photos. I’ll find out later if you’re an alcoholic.
Kids: Guys for
some reason think that girls want to see them with a kid in the photo. Gag me.
You don’t need to grab your friend’s kid to make it look like you like kids. Nothing
is worse than the best photo of you is with a kid, it’s hard to masturbate to
when I’m thinking of you.
Sex: Don’t take a
picture of just your bed and post it, leave some mystery. I want to be
surprised when I walk into your bedroom and only find a bed with one pillow and
a blanket as thin as an airplane one.
Photos: I don’t
care about your travel photos. It’s fine if you put up one but don’t have 10
photos and only one showing your face. Also, take off the sunglasses so I can
make sure you’re not hiding any bags and take off your hats just in case you’re
covering up a comb over or no hair. Or if you have no hair don’t cut the photo
off at your forehead so I can’t see what you have going on on top. And try to
show a close-up of your face that isn’t blurry or with you wearing sunglasses
or a hat. And leave the hot girl out of the photo, I know it’s just your sister
or your guy friends girlfriend. No girl wants to see another girl in your
photo. And leave your friends out of the photo, nothing is worse than having to
guess which one you are.
This is a dating site not your Facebook page so show your
best photos that actually show YOU and only you.
Height: I’ve
quickly learned that anyone over 6’0” is usually telling the truth about their
height. And that 5’10” on a dating site really means 5’9” or even 5’8”. So I
make sure not to date anyone who’s 5’10” because I know I will show up and it
will be some short dude. I remember the first time this happened. I went to
meet this guy wearing my 5 inch heels which made me 5’10” so I knew I’d be
right at his height. I got to the bar excited to meet and as soon as I saw him
sitting down I was pleased because he was very good looking. But it wasn’t until
he stood up that I realized that he lied about his height. He was looking at me
thinking how hot I looked and thank god she’s better looking in person and who
she says she really is. And all I can think about is how he lied about his
height and next time I’m going to have to only wear my 4 inch heels or maybe
just my flats.
Accents: People
who know me know I don’t like accents or people that I have to explain what
something means because they speak another language. But I have no problem with
British accents as long as they are proper. So I decided to go out with someone
who put that they had a “ruggedly sexy Scottish accent” on their profile. This
was coming from the same lad who lied about his height. Rugged yes, sexy not.
As I’m at dinner trying to listen to the little person sitting in front of me
it’s hard to understand this little man when I can barely understand his
Scottish accent. Had to ask him to speak slower a few times as if I’m hard of
hearing and he’s a retarded little person.
- Sienna Sinclaire® - The Single Girl ®: Your Naughty
Lifestyle Guide
